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months ago isa told me read this story called vodka cock tales and i’m still upset that was no cocks ejaculating vodka. that was why i read it.
Now all of my fantasies will consist of fellatio in exchange for a mouthful of vodka….
To make this awkward, apparently one of the bodies way of getting rid of alcohol when someone’s heavily intoxicated is to sweat it out.
So… I mean. Maybe he can just be ridiculously drunk and you can marry him?
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